Sexual Afterschool Activities - Dad Crush - Teamskeet

I am looking for someone to help me practice splits - a challenge that I haven't attempted in a while. However, I implore you to show me some respect and maintain an appropriate distance during the process. Your touch can be unsettling and off-putting if not requested beforehand. With that said, if you do have such intentions, let me know in advance so we can establish a mutual understanding. My ass is not up for grabs; it's private property. Instead of touching it without consent, why don't you ask me if you can feel it instead? I might just oblige if our connection is genuine enough.