Ready to Fuck! - Bang Bus - Bang Bros

I really need to gain control over my finances. Seriously, I have no idea where my money goes. It's kind of embarrassing, but that's why I have to come clean about this situation. To be honest, I had to resort to some unconventional measures to make ends meet after a rough patch. I had no choice but to talk to an animal trainer about teaching some of my pets some new tricks. Unfortunately, the trainer wasn't interested in working with just any old pets - he wanted to ride on the van (Bizzang Bus) in exchange for his services.

I was determined to make it happen and so I offered him an enticing proposition: if he could help train my pets, I'd let him take a ride on the bus. Initially, he wasn't interested in training my 'pet' - which is actually a comparatively well-behaved animal named Blog. However, after hearing about my predicament, he agreed to consider it.

As we were driving through Miami's urban jungle discussing my pets and his other animals, we happened upon Amy's young, supple ass as she clumsily made her way down the sidewalk. She looked like she was in desperate need of some quick and dirty fun - plus she was definitely willing to do anything for cash (NSA). Before I could even process what was happening, Richard had already hatched a plan.

With promises of unbridled passion and raw lust, he convinced Amy to hop into the van with us. And just like that, the Animal Trainer took charge and began to mentally train Amy - teaching her all about the Bizzang way. Meanwhile, I had to put an end to their shenanigans and remind everyone who's boss around here (The Dirty One).

Overall, despite my initial hesitation, this situation turned out to be quite beneficial for everyone involved - especially Richard who got to live out his animalistic fantasies while I managed to get some much-needed help with my pets. Let's just hope this remains a one-time thing and doesn't become a habit.